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20 30 40 things that piss me off (all equal, no leedarbordz here)

1.    People who can’t spell.
2.    People who can’t speak English.
3.    Quiet people.
4.    Camp.
5.    People who have no idea what the fuck’s going on.
6.    Pseudo-rich arse-hats.
7.    Pointless aggression.
8.    Rumours
9.    Shit stirrers
10.    Little kids on XBL
11.    Snitches
12.    Cuntstables
13.    Dickheads who do the whole volunteer police work thing so they can feel like they have balls.
14.    People without manners
15.    Overly offensive jackasses
16.    People who put macho/aggressive bullshit in their msn names
17.    Cowards
18.    Empty threats, if you’re going to threaten somebody, at least be prepared to carry it out.
19.    People who are seemingly interested in shit all. (“Any hobbies/talents/interests/balls?” “Uhh, no not really.”
20.    Whiny bitches that think everything they say is the word of God
21.    Narrow-minded ‘liberalists’ who go on to call you narrow-minded.
22.    Teenage fads. Grow some bollocks.
23.    Pussies who can’t take a joke
24.    Pussies who’d rather call the police than sort their own god damn problems out.
25.    People who support labour.
26.    People who cry and make a FUCKING MASSIVE DEAL over somebody being hit in the nose.
27.    People who can’t point out Russia on a world map. (Seriously, some American couldn’t do this)
28.    Guys who don’t stand up for themselves
29.    Guys who allow their girlfriend to boss them around.
30.    Girls who allow their boyfriend to boss them around.
31.    Scene. Comes under teen fads but it deserves a category of it’s own.
32.    People who act hard and have shit all to back it up mentally or even physically.
33.    Americans.
34.    Gay people who claim being gay is normal.
35.    People who poke/prod/throw stuff at/wipe stuff on/generally irritate you.
36.    Overly loud people.
37.    Idealists.
38.    Pessimists.
39.    Optimists.
40.    Sad bastards who write lame lists like ’things that piss me off’ or ‘things that caused me to get put on this guy’s list of things that piss him off’






40 things that I admire (Not in order, no leedarbordz here)

1.    Gentlemen.
2.    Gentlewomen, if there is such a word.
3.    Polite-ness.
4.    Loyalty.
5.    The ability to sort ones own mess.
6.    The ability to not be a snitch.
7.    The ability to shut the fuck up when appropriate.
8.    People who know their etiquette.
9.    People who don’t complain over minor FUCKING things (like swearing. J)
10.    Pragmatists
11.    Realists
12.    Tolerance for small things. (Some shit is intolerable, see other list)
13.    People who don’t lie.
14.    People with talent
15.    Opinionated people.
16.    People whose opinion is valid because it’s backed up with reasons.
17.    People who can see the other side of things.
18.    Confidence.
19.    Trustworthiness.
20.    Trust.
21.    Useful immigrants.
22.    Suits. I admire suits.
23.    People who fear no one.
24.    Girls with confidence.
25.    People who look after their appearance
26.    People with their own view of the world.
27.    People with different, interesting hobbies. (Not. Train spotting. Or Plane spotting. Or Bird spotting. Or Shit spotting or whatever the fuck else you do)
28.    People who have neat handwriting.
29.    People who write letters by hand, it makes it more personal.
30.    People who can read aloud clearly, preferably with a personal touch.
31.    People who sing well, that’s admirable.
32.    Strong leaders. (See Al Capone or Winston Churchill, Hitler even)
33.    People who aren’t ignorant enough to call me a nazi for stating Hitler was a strong leader.
34.    People, who can, when appropriate, pronounce their words properly.
35.    People who have money but don’t flaunt it or use it to boost their ego.
36.    People who have an ego.
37.    Politically thinking people.
38.    People who play Cello well. So. Fucking. Impressive.
39.    People who are great cooks.
40.    People who appreciate this list.






tl/dr: GTFO

27.    People who can’t point out Russia on a world map. (Seriously, some American couldn’t do this) <----more like every amerifag.

isn't this list a wee bit contradictory?

Fuck no. This list is awesome. Swearing don't mean you don't have mannarz.

29. Niggers who post lists about things that piss them off.

I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Also, people without hobbies should become cactus cultivators. That way they can have a hobby that requires very little effort on their part.

No cactii on things you like?

Why do you list stuff about being a "snitch" and not going to the police?  Just what the fuck kind of business are you in, mister? Are you a negro?

Why is being a snitch bad? If you did something wrong, you deserve to be punished. If you did nothing wrong, there is no need to be worried about snitches.

>>9
It's the way the criminal mind works.  They can't imagine anyone would have the balls to call them out on their shit behaviour.  Heaven forbid that a criminal couldn't do whatever he wants.

OP is a nigger.

My list:
1. >>1

>>1
>> Listz
>> (all equal, no leedarbordz here)
>>
>>1.    People who can’t spell.
>>2.    People who can’t speak English.



*facepalm*