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/r9k/ - ROBOT9000

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 23:23

Looks like MOOT wants original content, so he made this board. Allow me to poast the instructional sticky and the link:

http://img.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.html

/r9k/ is a board with no reposts.
Rules/observations/etc:
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted.
2. In this case you are muted temporarily.
3. The time with which you are muted for increases with each transgression.
4. Each mute time is 2^n (thanks, mathsfags) in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time is the amount of fuck ups you have made to the power of two, in seconds.
5. Quotes, eg >>1, are not viewed by R9K. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes on R9K.
6. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality is punished with the full force of the banhammer. Even testing R9K's parameters seems to draw the ire of the mods.
6(2). Images are included. Slight changes in exif data, etc, however, seem to circumvent this rule, but like with text if you break the filter the REAL LIVE MODS will banhammer you.
8. Your mute count never resets or goes backwards.
9. You cannot post a picture without text.
10. You cannot impersonate moot.
11. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc)
12. The too low in content filter was broken for a while, resulting in a lot of crappy mutes. Sorry.
13. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.

Here is the thread where we can waste all the words: http://img.4chan.org/r9k/res/74868.html#76151

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 8:52

old homo

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 9:14

>>41
no homo

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 10:11

>>41
*old fag ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 2:08

this is old

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 3:11

>>43
Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 3:40

>>44
2008 is not really that long ago.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-29 0:29

niggers

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-29 16:10

>>47
Tourette's claims another

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 22:26

Rest in Peace.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 2:52

R9K IS NOW GONE I HOPE U NIGGERMEMES ARE HAPPY

Name: vocalon 2011-01-18 3:26

Good night, sweet prince, and may songs of betas sing thee to thy rest.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 3:33

>>50
Tsk. Also, they will just end up going to /soc/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 3:34

Nothing of value was lost.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 3:49

/r9k/ sort of failed in its objective: to be a board where original content is forced by a filter. I also think it became inadequate after a while since ROBOT9000 was originally written to filter IRC noise and not forum/imageboard noise.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 4:38

I KILLED /R9K/
OH GOD IT'S TRUE
Last night, in this thread on /soc/ about fags(cigarettes) moot came in, and naturally people started to ask him questions, so I asked "Do you actually like /r9k/ or do you think they're all losers?(because he posted a sticky a while ago saying we made him laugh, good or bad, who knows) and then I asked some shit about /diy/.
Moot replied that /r9k/ was a shadow of it's former self...
I KILLED IT, OH DEAR GOD I KILLED, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
forgive me /b/rothers..oh lord

TL;DR
I fucking killed r9k

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-18 4:53

VIPPER hates /r9k/ers, even more than /b/tards. Go away!

You are worse than JEWS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 4:55

>>56
You are a false VIPPER. VIPPERs recognize the VIP QUALITY that composed of early /r9k/; sadly, no more.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-18 4:59

>>57
VIPPERs recognize the VIP QUALITY that composed of early /r9k/;
But now they desecrate our beautiful world4ch. They bring no VIP-QUALITY, may they be kill by JEWS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 5:21

>>58
But now they desecrate our beautiful world4ch.
Yes, the fresh /r9k/ers. The old were keepers, promoters and protectors of VIP QUALITY.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 5:31

>>56-59
Serious question, are you both fucking autistic?

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-18 5:49

>>60
[m][b]JEWS[b][/m]

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 5:52

>>60
Is a JEWS.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-18 5:55

>>61
An unVIP such as yourself won't be able to do it correctly. Begone!

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-18 7:19

>>60
We are VIPPER, we are one.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-18 12:12

>>63
That is no way to treat a fellow VIPPER.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 11:50

bampu

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-23 18:58

>>65
Not all VIPPER are created equal.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-24 4:00

>>67
Still we are not imageboarders, we have courtesy to our fellow VIPPERs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-13 0:03

lol 69

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 12:23

wow this is a great bord for many userd to come and skeet and fun

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 12:29

This whole OP = lack of sex since poster and his girlfriend broke up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-15 5:35

>>71
F U N00b

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