/r9k/ - ROBOT9000

Looks like MOOT wants original content, so he made this board. Allow me to poast the instructional sticky and the link:

http://img.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.html

/r9k/ is a board with no reposts.
Rules/observations/etc:
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted.
2. In this case you are muted temporarily.
3. The time with which you are muted for increases with each transgression.
4. Each mute time is 2^n (thanks, mathsfags) in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time is the amount of fuck ups you have made to the power of two, in seconds.
5. Quotes, eg >>1, are not viewed by R9K. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes on R9K.
6. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality is punished with the full force of the banhammer. Even testing R9K's parameters seems to draw the ire of the mods.
6(2). Images are included. Slight changes in exif data, etc, however, seem to circumvent this rule, but like with text if you break the filter the REAL LIVE MODS will banhammer you.
8. Your mute count never resets or goes backwards.
9. You cannot post a picture without text.
10. You cannot impersonate moot.
11. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc)
12. The too low in content filter was broken for a while, resulting in a lot of crappy mutes. Sorry.
13. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.

Here is the thread where we can waste all the words: http://img.4chan.org/r9k/res/74868.html#76151

seriously shit like this wouldnt happen if we all had mouses and chairs with little electrodes that check if you have conntact with them and send signals to your computer every few miliseconds to make sure you cannot use the internet without having conntact with these.
so far so good, you still folowing?
now, the chair would have a builtin powersource that if the circuit would be open, electricity would go from the chair, trough your body and be grounded at the mouse. and now the chair would be attached to the computer, where it would receive signals on how much power should be sent trough your body and could kill you if needed. given this, the only thing missing would be a kind of software in which people can vote to open the curcuit or not to, and everytime someone votes for opening it, it would start sending a samll amount of voltage trough your body and if enught votes are available it would kill you.