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i'm japanese otaku

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 12:55

do you have any questions?
i can speak Engrish.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 12:56

whats your penis length?

Name: Can I suck your cock? 2008-02-16 12:58

Name: Can you suck my cock? 2008-02-16 13:14

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 13:27

I'm a reptillian from the planet of Mars. Greetings human japanese otaku.
I came here to learn more about your civillisation so I look forward to learn more about your kind by talking to you.
My first question is: whats your penis length?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 15:14

THERE ARE NO JAPS IN 4CHAN

Name: 1 2008-02-16 15:34

i have not a penis.
but i find average penis length of japanese.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
The studies of average erect penis length conducted on adult men worldwide included United States 12.9 cm, France 16 cm, Italy 16 cm, Mexico 15.9, Germany 14.48 cm, Japan 13.0 cm, Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm, Brazil 12.4 cm, Greece 12.18, India 10.2 cm and South Korea 9.6 cm.[62]

lol korea

Name: 1 2008-02-16 15:36

>>5
what are you talking about?


Name: 1 2008-02-16 15:38

hi.
what is `Jeepers' ?
it mean is jap?

Name: 1 2008-02-16 15:51

i knew you like penis.
japanese otaku likes penis discussion too.

this is japanese penis song.
http://www.suisen.sakura.ne.jp/~acino/c-ondo/chinko-ondo.swf
i like this song.

Name: RedCream 2008-02-16 16:00

Jap + Jeepers = Japers

Jap + Penis = Japenis

Name: 1 2008-02-16 17:01

oh, i have a japenis truth.
penis called "chinko" or "chin-chin" in japanese.

Name: Ano 2008-02-16 17:07

Name: Anonymous who says Jeepers 2008-02-16 17:08

>>10
Jeepers, that is golly disturbing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 18:59

I heard that the Japanese have an affinity towards Mudkips.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 20:14

>>1
do you have a siter =n_n=

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 20:31

lo whats your name so i can write it on my DEATH NOTE
watashi wa Kira desu

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 20:36

Do you japanese or all asians have darker penises than everyone else because I've seen some japanese porn and the penises look really dark even though your skin is white. I also saw this in some hentai notably in Satoshi Urushihara's work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 20:38

>>9
Not "1". Over here the first poster of a thread is called the "OP".

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 21:16

>>18
Did you know that Asia is a large continent?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 21:58

"asians" is american politically correct word for "looks chinese or something like it"

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 22:02

>>21
Yes but chinese and japanese people look exactly the same as koreans so who cares?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 22:54

>>22
Japs were the result of the mixture of a Koreans and the local Ainu population.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 23:24

>>23
So where did the chinese come from?

Name: RedCream 2008-02-17 0:12

>>24
Slanted DNA.

Name: OP(1) 2008-02-17 4:27

>>14
i see. thank you.
i understand "Jeepers" is same "oh!".
>>15
many japanese kept a Axolotl 10 years ago.
http://images.google.com/images?q=Axolotl
>>16
yes, but she have not moe.
>>17
you should not write my name desu!
>>18
kurokeshi?
kurokeshi(or mozaiku) used real penis to hide.
http://up2.viploader.net/pic2d/src/viploader2d319773.jpg
>>19
i see. thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 6:38

Would you please teach us the rules of Haiku poetry? Apparently, the rule they teach us in English is not the same rule that the Japanese use for Haiku. The English rule would be a three line poem that is that has the pattern of 5-7-5 for the number of syllables for each line.

Name: OP(1) 2008-02-17 8:54

>>27
that is right.
and japanese haiku should including a Kigo(season word).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kigo

Name: OP 2008-02-17 8:56

MUST!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 21:00

What is your stance on the Japanese whaling controversy?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 21:28

>>23
i thought they descended from Manchurian migrants

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 23:10

did you ever eat a whole whale and got fat from whale in you

Name: OP 2008-02-18 6:41

>>30
i am not very interested.
japanese eat a whale. but whale meat is unusual food.
we eat beef or pork too much.
>>32
yes, i did.
i ate whale at elementary school cafeterias.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 8:10

Japan = China = Korea

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 8:22

SHUT THE FUCK UP AMERICUNTS

Name: Anonymous who says Jeepers 2008-02-18 9:40

Jeepers, I am no golly americunt!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 14:50

>>35
Fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 15:25

I got a question
whatever happened to robot jones?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 17:26

Have you seen the episode of the Simpsons when the Simpsons go to Japan?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 19:51

HELLO JAPANESE
I AM HAPPY YANKEE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 20:56

By dark penis I meant this:
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7145/ai0104ek9.jpg
Notice how the guys' skin is white but the penises are dark.
Is this common in Japan?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 20:57

What do you think of the anime 'Avatar'?

Name: OP 2008-02-19 11:47

>>38
sorry. i did not watch.
maybe japan has not been broadcast.
i study english.
>>39
no. does we harakiri?
>>40
hello, world.
YANKEE do not go home.
>>41
oh, dark!
certainly, some japanese penis is dark.
i think that have relation with black hair.
almost all japanese have black hair and black eyes.
umm..,why dark? i don't know the truth. but i have read his manga.
>>42
i think pretty good.
but i am not using.
i like cute cat.

Name: OP 2008-02-19 11:51

>>41
i heard play boy's penis is dark in japan.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 14:25

penis

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 19:24

Does anybody want to trade anime and manga with me? Let me know my e-mail address is peahippo@hotmail.com.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2008-03-12 20:04

For the past several months I am trying to get FREE AND I MEAN FREE pics and videos of people either having lesbian or straight sex either underwater or on the waters surface and I have not gotten anywhere.
Even Google will not help me. Does anyone have the pics I am looking for? I thank you for your help.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2008-03-12 22:18

>>47

Well again I see that someone is up to their same old tricks again.  I am the real Chris L. Hanssen, and I have the means to prove it.

http://img104.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=90599_poster52015419_122_888lo.jpg

Name: RedCream 2008-03-12 23:00

>>49
That, Sir, is a photograph of a man presenting his well-stretched anus.  Is that you, Chris, strongly grasping your anus to present your innards to the world in all their reddish glory?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 3:40

No its not, numbnuts.  Its a picture of Chris L. Hanssen proving without a shadow of a doubt that he is indeed the true Chris L. Hanssen.  I mean seriously.  Now many times has Goatsee been done, anyhow.  The whole internet should be decensitized to the sight of it by now.

Dumbass RedCream is dumb.  Not Chris dumb.  But damnit he's trying.

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