I need some advice. I routinely jerk off using my grandma's panties. We live together and they're the only ones I have access to. I don't think about her when I'm masturbating, so in my mind there's nothing wrong with it. Amirite?
Nay, Sir. As a successful applicant to Her Majesty's most esteemed Royal Shitnigger Regional Service (Wellingham), I consider my shitniggery to be of such a high level that there's no practical limit to be found. We RSRS operatives are respectable, yet I cannot tell you much further, for Queen and Country demand my silence.