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ANAL SEX

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 22:08

hay guise i tried to have anal with my gf with some KY - Intrigue brand shit and but didn't seem to work very well since she said it was too painful for me to even stick it very far in :(  halp

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 23:00

Well her asshole is tiny, like all womens anuses...you have to tell her to shut up, and force your way in! Prolapse is the way to go!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 23:34

Tell to squeeze as if taking a shit.  That opens the door to colon.

Name: RedCream 2008-02-15 23:59

"OPENS THE DOOR TO COLON."

Poetry, man.  Pure fuckin' POETRY!

Name: Wise Sage 2008-02-16 4:06

FAILCREAM! STFU!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 15:26

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