Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 21:53
So I'm trolling 4chan as usual when out of the corner of my eye I see my cat playing with something. When I turn my head to get a better look it appears that she is playing with her cat-nip laced mouse toy I bought her yesterday. I thought to myself, "That looks like fun, I think I'll play with my cat!" When I reach down to grab the toy I discover the truth. It wasn't her mouse toy.
It was a real mouse. I used to have an outdoor cat that left offerings to me on my door step. Dead mice being one of them. I had seen this kind of thing before. I'm not sure what to do at this point, however.
Do I:
1.) Pick it up and throw it out the back door.
2.) Drag it on the floor by the tail like I originally planned and play with my cat.
3.) Eat it. Meat is meat.
Help 4chan, I can't think for myself!