/lounge/ - First Date

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 19:49

Is there such a thing as "too much" when it comes to sodomy on a first date with someone?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 20:04

There can never be too much sodomy. From Wikipedia:

"The term includes all sexual acts other than coital sex between a male and female. In its widest definition "sodomy" refers to anal penetration, oral sex, masturbation and paraphilia."

OMFG I ENGAGE IN SODOMY DAILY. SOMETIMES TWICE.

Name: RedCream 2008-02-13 20:53

There can never be too much sodomy.
Tru dat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:22

YES!! There can be too much sodomy.

On the first date me and my sister ever went on I cornholed her so much that she still can't shit right.

Sodomy in moderation is fine, of course..

Name: RedCream 2008-02-13 23:00

>>4
No, no, I can't agree. Even in THAT CASE, there still wasn't too much sodomy going on.

Talk to your penor. You know this to be true.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:31

Sodomy = masturbation? What fucktard came up with such a retarded defintion?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 15:46

>>6
I did?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 17:11

>>7
How the fuck did you come to that conclusion?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 19:42

Personally, I don't consider masturbation to be sodomy.

That being said, penetrating someones 4chan is definetly sodomy...

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 19:44

whats a fucktard?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 6:19

>>10

You.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 8:04

>>11
Whats a you?

First Date

1 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 19:49

2 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 20:04

3 Name: RedCream 2008-02-13 20:53

4 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:22

5 Name: RedCream 2008-02-13 23:00

6 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 12:31

7 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 15:46

8 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 17:11

9 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 19:42

10 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 19:44

11 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 6:19

12 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 8:04