Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 14:55
As you all know I'm an avid masturbator, but enough about that, let's talk about something very similar instead.
Weekly I'd say I masturbate 2 to 7 times a week, a regular almost daily right-handed wank at the desktop. Recently however I have found a joy I had lost a few years ago, in my more innocent days.
In a certain stage of my masturbatory quest as a teenager I once found the pleasure of using my own spit a lubricator, this lasted only a few months as it left the most ghastly smell on my right hand, that doesn't go away for days, who would guess saliva would smell (and I'm guessing taste) so fowl?
As I said that habit was quickly abandoned for that very reason yet in recent days, the present, my late teens I figured out that for my late week day faps I could use spit after all as I'd take my weekly shower the next day. You might think I'm unhygienic but it's just the way I grew up.
Of course these late night spit fests leave their mark as the lingering fowl spit smell is still present in my right hand when the morning sun rises. And who knows how many times it finds his way to my mouth in my sleep. But you cares, it's not like I notice it.
On a side note: I find it rather paradoxical how something like semen completely disappears after a few hours while saliva persists, although in hindsight it seems pretty logical, utilitarian-wise.
Back to the action.
It so happens that I have discovered another masturbatorial aid as of late. I mentioned how I bathe the day after (sometimes it's the same day if it's a morning fap), well instinct told me that in addition to washing my right hand thoroughly, action I neglect due to it's silliness, I also concluded that "Hey, that place down there as got to be pretty filthy by the end of the week so I better wash it the same way I do my hair and armpits since it's a hairy place as well." You can pretty much figure out what happened next.
Anywho this is how I found out about the less advertised uses for shampoo, which combined with just a small amount of water as as much lubrifying capability as the more natural mouth secretion discussed earlier, with the extra advantage of being used during the (arguably) most inconspicuous bathing activity.
Here's where I get to the point of this thread:
Just minutes ago I exited from the bath although rather than the usual watery shuttle-cocking session, I instead sat on the bathroom carpet, put my laptop with some hentai manga on the toilet seat and used my old friend the shampoo bottle and some warm water of the slowly rising bath to reach that all time favorite sensation that has been a privilege of all males since the dawn of man, perhaps sooner. Then I took a hour-and-a-half long relaxing bath.
Which got me thinking...
Instead of using spit for those delicious Fridays I crave all week why not just use shampoo and a small glass of water?
Nothing gets dirty (everything actually becomes cleaner) and basically everyday becomes a TGI Friday.
But what I really want to know...
(And this is why I wrote this post...)
...is what do I do afterwards?
Usually I just need to clean up with toiled paper things that became soiled (my hands, my...uh...organs, and the floor) and zip up.
But with shampoo in the equation it's a whole lot messy, in a clean way, I finish everything with a foamy penis and then what do I do? Do I bring a bucket along and have a quick wash on a makeshift bidet?
Oh my...
I seem to have answered my own question...
Hmm...
Well since I took the time to write this I might as well post it anyway, although the bucket might be a bit conspicuous, maybe you can help me think of another more practical way?
And please don't start your sentences with the word "Just..."
Weekly I'd say I masturbate 2 to 7 times a week, a regular almost daily right-handed wank at the desktop. Recently however I have found a joy I had lost a few years ago, in my more innocent days.
In a certain stage of my masturbatory quest as a teenager I once found the pleasure of using my own spit a lubricator, this lasted only a few months as it left the most ghastly smell on my right hand, that doesn't go away for days, who would guess saliva would smell (and I'm guessing taste) so fowl?
As I said that habit was quickly abandoned for that very reason yet in recent days, the present, my late teens I figured out that for my late week day faps I could use spit after all as I'd take my weekly shower the next day. You might think I'm unhygienic but it's just the way I grew up.
Of course these late night spit fests leave their mark as the lingering fowl spit smell is still present in my right hand when the morning sun rises. And who knows how many times it finds his way to my mouth in my sleep. But you cares, it's not like I notice it.
On a side note: I find it rather paradoxical how something like semen completely disappears after a few hours while saliva persists, although in hindsight it seems pretty logical, utilitarian-wise.
Back to the action.
It so happens that I have discovered another masturbatorial aid as of late. I mentioned how I bathe the day after (sometimes it's the same day if it's a morning fap), well instinct told me that in addition to washing my right hand thoroughly, action I neglect due to it's silliness, I also concluded that "Hey, that place down there as got to be pretty filthy by the end of the week so I better wash it the same way I do my hair and armpits since it's a hairy place as well." You can pretty much figure out what happened next.
Anywho this is how I found out about the less advertised uses for shampoo, which combined with just a small amount of water as as much lubrifying capability as the more natural mouth secretion discussed earlier, with the extra advantage of being used during the (arguably) most inconspicuous bathing activity.
Here's where I get to the point of this thread:
Just minutes ago I exited from the bath although rather than the usual watery shuttle-cocking session, I instead sat on the bathroom carpet, put my laptop with some hentai manga on the toilet seat and used my old friend the shampoo bottle and some warm water of the slowly rising bath to reach that all time favorite sensation that has been a privilege of all males since the dawn of man, perhaps sooner. Then I took a hour-and-a-half long relaxing bath.
Which got me thinking...
Instead of using spit for those delicious Fridays I crave all week why not just use shampoo and a small glass of water?
Nothing gets dirty (everything actually becomes cleaner) and basically everyday becomes a TGI Friday.
But what I really want to know...
(And this is why I wrote this post...)
...is what do I do afterwards?
Usually I just need to clean up with toiled paper things that became soiled (my hands, my...uh...organs, and the floor) and zip up.
But with shampoo in the equation it's a whole lot messy, in a clean way, I finish everything with a foamy penis and then what do I do? Do I bring a bucket along and have a quick wash on a makeshift bidet?
Oh my...
I seem to have answered my own question...
Hmm...
Well since I took the time to write this I might as well post it anyway, although the bucket might be a bit conspicuous, maybe you can help me think of another more practical way?
And please don't start your sentences with the word "Just..."