whats the best way to kill yourself

while making it not look like suicide?

the only thing i can come up with is autoerotic asphyxation

Car crash FTW

Dress in clown suit. Get one piece of piano wire and one piece of rope. Assemble a wire noose and tie it around your neck and to a school bus. Tie a piece of rope around your waist and make sure it's longer than the wire. Hide under the school bus. Crazy glue your hands to your head. When the bus leaves in the morning, the wire will run out before the rope and your head will be cut off. Your head will remain in your hands. The clown suit is merely to provide additional trauma to the children on the bus.