We need to start a new religion

We need to start a 4chan religion or something of the like.

We already have one, and its prophet is Raptor Jesus

Damn straight.

re: Facesitting of Moses

Yes, masturbationism! We must masturbate 8 times a day for the honor of The Great Masturbator.

Here is the mantra to chant while doing the holy masturbation ritual:

Oh thee Great Masturbator!
Oh thee wanker of wankers!
Oh thee who touches yourself so greatly!
Hear my sound of fapping,
The beautiful melody of hand and penis!
I think no women, I think no men:
Only for your honor, I masturbate.
Grant me power, oh great lord.
Make my penis bigger and harder!
Grant me more power to masturbate!
Oh thee Great Masturbator.

Where's Raptor Jesus!?

Wheres Christy McJesus?

No. We need to end religion.

>>8
Yes, we do.  Let's make an organization -- a religion, really -- for doing just that.

HITLER SHOULD BE THE LEADER

>>10
Hitler is dead.

hallejujah he is arisen

>>8
No, we just need to end RedCream

>>9
every religion wants to end other religions

I only pray to Longcat.

May Longcat be with you, brothers.

>>15
We worship Tacgnol around here, fuckfag.  ATTACK KILL DESTROY!

>>16
EDfag, gtfo.

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