They make us speak maori at my school!

Ok, at my school in NZ, at most schools in fact they have "house groups" but at my school they are called "phwanow" or however you spell it groups, and we have to say that, and the yearbooks are called pounamu books, when my teachers say anything in maori i ignore them or say i cant speak monkey talk, but fuck it pisses me off sometimes

Swim to Australia. It's not that far away and they don't speak monkey over there.

Learn Spanish.

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I feel the same way, i got expelled from auckland boy's grammar for refusing to speak monkey.