HOO IZ REDCREME!

Once upon a time there lived a happy family; Gregory Johnson, the man of tommorow thought he could destroy their happiness by raping a baby with a spoon....... sideways.... Luckily the family prevailed by unlocking the chamber of secrets with their sex latino house slave. When the happy family decided to abandon the sex room... I decided to make my camp site in a donkey's ASS, fuck you i said to the asian teleclock, and he decided to hand me her purse in reverance to tranny's gey handbag. When I was finished with my dildo, he asked me HOO IZ REDCREME???? And I replied by licking the tits on my face with my increased annual wage, so fuck you stevie wonder you cow-licking piece of shit i'll fuck your husband anyday cum-fuck

I am in love with the first post RedCream made. It's completely wonderful. I love RedCream's comments so much I want to pull the topics and make a small collection of quotes and messages for my desk. I want to make a dedicated RedCream cabinet with his photo and everything.
I may be wrong, but I'm inclined to say this is the best text board user ever to use 4chan.
 
Fuck yeah, RedCream.

NO U!

I'm sure there have been lots of short asian guys that have been told to fvck off and worse by hot white girls.