Hello!

Well, ah... new on here! And, I must admit, I'm quite bored. I mean, Really, REALLY bored. I mean, come on! It looked way more... well, not exciting but amusing! Even /b/ is boring! ...WHAT IS WRONG?

I've found myself quite bored too. Maybe it's because we aren't Anonymous. But I will never join them, and I hope you do not either. I heard that they are pedophiles.

Oh right. Yeah, I heard they're, in actuality, ham sandwiches that can type. ...The Ham Typers would be a good name for a rock band.

>>1
I am in love with the first post RedCream made. It's completely wonderful. I love RedCream's comments so much I want to pull the topics and make a small collection of quotes and messages for my desk. I want to make a dedicated RedCream cabinet with his photo and everything.
I may be wrong, but I'm inclined to say this is the best text board user ever to use 4chan.
 
Fuck yeah, RedCream.

...Uh... good for you! Oh, um, while I'm here, how do you do the >>1 thinhg? That's the one thing I can't figure out.

>>5
Click the post number or type >>[Number]. (Where [Number] is put the post number of whom you want to quote).

REDCREAM'S GAIDE 2 4MATTING 4CHAN POASTINGS

BBCode on 4chan (also ref. TGML (a.k.a. S3KR1T K0DZ)):

[b] bold: bold
[i] italic: italic
[m] courier: courier font
[o] overline: overline
[s] strikeout: strikeout
[u] underline: underline
[sup] superscript: ^superscript
[sub] subscript: _subscript
[code] preserve spacing and literalize tags: "Let's talk about the [m] tag!"
[br] break:

[spoiler] hides text unless mouseover: spoiler

Use the [code] tag for ASCII art.

Quote codes:

> This is the quoted material.

... looks like this:

This is the quoted material.

The ">" quote code is only used at the beginning of a line, and also stacks up to 3 deep with spaces between them:


> > > Lick my balls.
> > NO U!
> The both of you can STFU!

... looks like this:

Lick my balls.
NO U!
The both of you can STFU![/b]

HELO

yo
sup

>>8
Y HALO THAR

The cow says MOOOOOOOOOOO!

Smashing

Great, a bunch of anons are invading the thread! Thanks Red and >>5, but everyone else...

I suck nigger dicks!

>>14
Me too!

>>1 FUCK YOU!

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=ef620f7720f042f5b34513adf1663b53

>>13
{bow}