What happens when we die?

Have you ever sat down in the grass and wondered what would happen if you just died right then and there? Is there a heaven with a rich bounty of beautiful anime girls with breasts like watermelons and legal loilcons? Or do we just rot in the ground?

Wow dude, what are you on? I want some of that...

just rot. thats the big haha of it all. you just die.