Penis poem

My cock and my balls holds ground and is real
Your cock is like floods of poisoned water
A language spoken with spit from different penises

Thick meaty glans,
A torrent of AIDS,
Your dad died.

WTF?

I feel the might
Of this really tight
Vagina in which I insert my penis
This time, I didn't miss

My penis is itchy.
I try to scratch it
By rubbing back and forth.

Each movement yields
Only a temporary relief
Beckoning more and more

It works, I begin to come.
There is a mess in my hand
And now my penis is numb.

You're too kind to me
Wrapped in your delusion
Wondering what's next

to come

What we've both been wondering...
is it true?
will it be?

Yet kind to thee.

My penis
So much veins and girth
I assrape

lol

Phimosis
Osmosis
Smells like fish

Lovely squirts the ocean white
I jerk off in my room only to see
A lovely batch of sperm in me

A Dick girl, I do declare,
Has just cum in my underwear.
a slimly feeling, how do girls take it?
Fuck it, man i'll take it.

Boozed myself up for this ride,
with the raven-haired dickgirl, in my hide,
though as hot as she is, looking like that bitch,
in every hentai fetish there is.

"This is enough!" my drunkness saids,
I command thy bitch to give my penis head.
She licked the shit like fucking ice cream,
I do hope I never wake from this dream.

So there she sat, with her ass in the air,
"BITCH, IT'S TIME", with a perverted stare.
I shove deep inside, so deep I shout,
she jerks herself off, I paint and pout.

"I'm cumming!" we both yell,
heard from heaven and hell,
My cream feels so good,
then I wake up and find,
that shit wasn't a dickgirl,
but my best friend earl.

BAD END.

Rising higher
my energy is rage
my veins pop
white blood
skeet skeet skeet
over a 10 year olds face.

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

I lol'd.

HATE
SHIT
WANK AND FEAR.

RAPE
DEATH
COCK COMES NEAR.

SCREAM
KILL
BUMMED BY A DEER.

My penis
immense in its girth and length
enters your eye socket
then exits then enters
over and over
until you're dead

>>15
That one could use some work.

>>16
why? at least it rhymes and packs an emotional and intellectual punch. what more do you want?

>>17
Because it FAILS

Masturbators will burn in Hell for all eternity.

>>18
why?