Responses to "assignment"

Since the following "assignment" is going to scroll off /b/, and it's not entirely inappropriate for other boards, I'm reposting it here, so people can post if they've actually done this. Original Thread: http://img.4chan.org/b/res/50801659.html

Anon. you have homework for this week.

Go into public.
Talk to a person you are attracted to.

If you don't know them, engage them in friendly banter. Ask them their name, what they are up to. Do not be nervous. You aren't trying to get in their pants, you just want to know them better.

If you do know them, ask them if they would like to hang out. This is not a date. Again, you are not trying to get in their pants.

If you are rebuffed, do not despair. Find someone new. There are many out there.

Those of you who succeed at phase one can move on to phase two next week.

what's in it for me

The mating rituals of humans never cease to amuse me.

ITT: false time constraint + conversation opener.

Hey, I've only got a minute, but did you see that girl fight outside? There were these two girls fighting over this guy named George, and one of them pulled the other one's top off. Now, normally I like a good show, but this was like a saggy baggy booby from National Geographic. The bouncer had to send a security guy out there.

Now, that's all the time I have, because my friends and I are about to leave for a better club, but do you floss before or after you brush?

I've got to get to bed early for a flight to Paris tomorrow, but who do you think lies more: men or women?

in a hypothetical situation would you suck off a big, hairy russian man in order to stop global warming?

>>5
Very yes

>>4
lol fail

>Do not be nervous.
You can't just say "Don't be nervous." That's going to make you more nervous. And it doesn't really matter anyway.

>You aren't trying to get in their pants, you just want to know them better.
That's loser talk, son.

>>4
What kind of fag asks a woman those questions when he's hitting on her. Trust me she'll know you're trying to fuck her and she'll think you're a real cunt if you ask her shit like that.