So a priest and a rabbi....

..are walking down the street.

The priest says to the rabbi, "Hey, wanna go screw a six year old?"

The rabbi says, "Screw 'em out of what?"

dude wats wrong wit me!i've dirty blonde hair wit long bangs,i got water blue eyes,a slim body.i'm not skinny or fat.i'm strong nice and sensitive.ive got tons of friends that r girls..but yet no girlfriend...i hate my life I'm either Sad Evil or Very Mad ..wat wrong wit me?!

hi im tricia,i just wanna share my experience..i dont know how to start!uhmm.. i hope no one will misjudge me here i just wanna let this feeling out of me!
they say love is like paradise..its beautiful.. they say its sweet...specially when youre in love with the right guy in the right time..but why is this happening to me!i love someone but i didnt feel its beautiful and sweet,..in fact i am feeling guilt..wanna know why?
cause is my cousin..first cousin!!thats why i feel angry with myself if i dont let him be a big thing in my life i will not suffer like this i wanna be with him always!but i cant..our family keep us apart..we see each other some times but its not enough i want to hug him and tell him what i really feel but i know it will make the situation more complicated.im in college now i dont want to dissapoint my auntie who were paying my tuition fee.im ashamed of myself of what i feel..thats all pls help me i need a friend to lean on!!thanksss

You have it all wrong. You see, paraphilic infantilists have something to be ashamed of, them and fags. You just a mild incest obsession.

it really grinds my gears how there no new jokes for like 5 years