Cell Phones

I don't own a mobile cellular phone because I don't see any use for one and buying one would be subjecting myself to the lazy, ignorant, and rude American way. I'm fine with old fashioned telephones that you plug into a wall. And if I want to record something I'll use a real camera not a shitty low quality cell phone camera.

Typical cell phone conversation: Hey, where you at? I'm over here. Oh. What? I dunno. I'll be there in 5 seconds....oh wait I can see you! Hey! Whats up? Wait...let me call you back. Why? Huh? Can you here me? Guess what? My phone bill was only $90 this month. Etc.....

You know what's funny? Everytime something happens some fag records it on his cell phone camera. Are they fucking walking around with their phones ready to record any minute? Get some fucking hobbies.

what? You are a retard. A cellphone is a necessity in this day and age, but if you have no friends and no life, then I guess you can do without it so that you aren't "conforming to the rigors of the American way" even though cellphones are used around the world. Dunce.

If you wanna pick up chicks, cell phones are essential.

But thats about it haha.

>>4
is that true? I have never picked up a chick before, so I don't have a clue about it....

>>5

I think so. You have more ways of communicating (text, chat, web, etc)
Plus, so many bitches have cell phones nowadays that if you talk to one and get her number with a pen or paper, she might laugh at you (i've had it happen to me)

Then again, she could've just be super shallow. Eh.

really? I have a phone for long distance. I hardly make local calls.

I like #6 and hes a cool guy. Eh picks up girls without a cellphone and doesnt afraid of anything

>>8
:( Epic Fail.

>>1
EPIC WIN ON AMERIPIG PHONE-YS!