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I just masturbated w/o paper

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 19:19

Hands full of jizm. Don't try this at home.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 19:40

Okay, I'll try it at the grocery store.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-07 23:18

Whatever did mankind DO with his jizzhands before tissue paper was invented?

Answer:  Wipe them on the dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 4:09

Whatever did mankind DO with his jizzhands before tissue paper was invented?

Answer:  Flick it at your mother.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 6:09

Whatever did mankind DO with his jizzhands before tissue paper was invented?

Awnswer: Save it in a cup

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 11:54

Whatever did mankind DO with his jizzhands before tissue paper was invented?

Answer:  Fuck me into ass.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 13:40

Whatever did mankind DO with his jizzhands before tissue paper was invented?

Answer:  Let your little kid lick em clean

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 13:57

Whatever did mankind DO with his jizzhands before tissue paper was invented?

Answer: Staple them to the wall.

Name: ShitChristmas 2008-01-08 17:46

Whatever did mankind DO with his jizzhands before tissue paper was invented?

Answer: Their slavegirls licked it off of them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 17:57

he ate it mmm protein

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 4:13

I eat mine, just lick it clean and then use a single tissue to get rid of the saliva.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 13:32

Whatever did mankind DO with his jizzhands before tissue paper was invented?

Answer: You just lost the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 13:42

Whatever did mankind DO with his jizzhands before tissue paper was invented?

anawer: he fucked the ground.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-09 19:15

>>9
FUCKING WIN.  FUCKING EXCELLENT WINNING WIN.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2008-01-10 0:27

You know, it's less convenient but you can just whack it into the toilet, standing up, and make no mess. That's what I used to do when I had a roommate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 0:31

>>12
what game

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 1:03

>>16
The Game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 1:42

>>16
The game you just lost.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 2:16

>>18
nope, still not receiving message

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 10:24

>>19

you just lost!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-10 13:46

>>20
So did you

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