How do I get girls

How do I get girls

rapem

1 kidnæp
2 ræp
3 kæll
4 repæt

just pet cats

Artist: Barnes And Barnes
Song: Cats

Cats
Purring at me
Love when I stroke them
Love to be free
Cats
Lie in the sun
I love to watch them
Pussycat fun
Who knows if they love you
Are they thinking of you
Rubbing up against you
Do they love you
Cats
Roaming at night
Out on the prowl they scratch and bite
Cats
Playing with balls
Curled up beside you
Won't come when you call
Who knows if they love you
Are they thinking of you
Rubbing up against you
Do they love you
Cats
Land on their feet
Whenever you drop them
So light and petite
Cats
Purring at me
Love when I stroke them
Love to be free
Yeah

uh, get them drunk at bar.  let them pick music back at home.

Go to a bar and sing The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air whilst doing The Robot

Money and or coercion.

How do I got girls?

Go to a bar and sing The Monster Mash whilst doing The Monster Mash

>>9
That doesn't fucking work faggot. already tryed it years ago, epic fail moves songs are.

Go to a bar and sing La Bamba whilst doing The Macarena

>>7
CORRECTION:  Money, or coercion, or playing up to their infantile hopes and fears.

go up to a girl and just compliment her on her..lets say shoes, then just walk away

Hit her with a bat to the back of the head and take her home. And if it doesn't work, slip some elephant tranquilizer in her drink

Go watch Train Man and then go from there.

>>14

that works. i can attest to it. instead of elephant tranquilizer use stuff for humans though

>>16

Pussy

Guy: You have nice shoes.
Girl: O kay??
Guy walks away
Girl: freak

Guy: You have a nice vagina.
Girl: O kay??
Guy walks away
Girl: sexy dude

sigh...good lord, what in the hell is wrong with all of you? Bitches aren't that important. Its just like porn, only 2 times better. Stop whining about getting girls, you know the necessary critera.

1. be confident
-meaning, go out, be sociable, be friendly
2. be knowledgable
-know more than just anime, nerds. Research music, books, art, everything and anything to keep a conversation going.
3. GO OUT
go out and do SOMETHING other than just staying at home on the computer. You can easily meet girls anywhere. Just be able to present yourself as friendly and comfortable. You want the girl to want to talk to you again. Do that and your golden.
4. (one of the most important ones) DON'T BE A SKEEZE
this one has gotten me in trouble many times. Don't automatically give off those sexual vibes. Remember, femmes are more sensitive than men, so they can sense your intentions from a mile away. You have to build up the whole sexual thing to the point where SHE wants to take your pants off.

Now, if you have to ask such a question, you aren't ready for mutual sex. My suggestion: find a hooker, or search online.

All about mindset.

>>20
Now, if you have to ask such a question, you aren't ready for consensual sex. My suggestion: rape.

fixed

>>22
Raep is always one of the unspoken options, cloan.

>>23
FAIL

>>20
or just stay behind your pc, meet female /b/tards or 4chaneers like me.

Well, seeing as I am a hopeless, dickless loser, I doubt that I would be able to rape anyone.

Wow RedCream, it takes courage to admit how pathetic you are. Rats off to ya.

Rats off to ya, LOL, the only fond memory I have of that show

>>28
fer sure. God, Tim and Eric are utter retards. A block of wood is funnier then those retards.

Stephanie of Lazy Town.  RAWR!

Well, seeing as I am a hopeless, dickless loser, I doubt that I would be able to rape anyone.