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New suicide thing

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 19:26

1. Get a nice, big can of 'roids
2. Eat em' all
3. Wait for the steroids to kick in
4. With your hands, rip out your vital organs
5. ???
6. Death.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 19:37

tell us #5 you cunt

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 20:32

>>2
Duh!  It's "fuckin' bleed everywhere".

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 20:33

WHOOO ARE YOU RED CREAM<

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 20:36

>>4
"OOH HOO, OOH HOO HOO!

WHOOOO THE FUCK ARE YOOOOU?"

I can do that too, anonyfag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 20:46

>>5
Anyone with half a fucking brain could, faggot.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 20:52

>>6
Then a full-brain participation only delivers a more qualitative experience, assplug.  You're welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 20:53

>>6
thats fuckin brian for you eh

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 20:55

>>7
STFU

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 21:01

>>9
NO U & GTFO & FOAD

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 21:27

>>10
I think you meant >>10  Don't worry its no problem, posters here get the >> numbers mixed up all the time.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 21:35

>>11
Thanks for your followup, but there's no need for concern in this case.  Having reviewed the matter, I affirm that my use of the term " >>9 " was in fact correct and complete.  No error was committed.

Thank you for your pro-active stance on posting accuracy.  Now, do a barrel roll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 21:55

>>12
Now I appreciate your concern, but I am going to have to insist that you did in fact make an error in your earlier post, where you told the poster of >>9 to
NO U & GTFO & FOAD
when in fact you really meant to tell yourself to GTFO etc as you are in violation of the site rules by posting while under the influence of faggotry. Please be more careful in future posts.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 22:10

>>13
Forgive me for so saying, but your insistence is misplaced.  Having reviewed the matter in all candor, I assert the appropriate authorization for such a review, and my conclusions fall under a default certification.  The facts of the matter are too clear to allow for any margin of error as you allude to.

Fact:  The admonishment I used in posting >>10 was directed at >>9 according to the text.

This is a final determination.  Those who wish to appeal may only do so in 30 days using 4chan Form 92A-4.  Note that went submitting this form, press down hard since you are making 3 copies.  The original (top) is for moot.  Copy #1 is for the 4chan Office of Administration.  Copy #2 is for your 4chan Regional Administrator.  Finally, copy #3 (bottom) is for your files.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 22:19

Also the Governal General would like a copy

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 22:31

>>15
Well, I do believe (since I have a Form 92A-4 right in front of me) that the Governal General gets his information in digest form as a database generated out of the Office of Administration.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 22:47

>>14
OK I really appreciate your persistance in dealing with this unpleasant situation, but due to your *completely* unsanctioned use of 4chan administration services I am going to have to reverse the decision (yes, Anonymous has the authority to do this) so for the record your post >>10 was now actually directed at >>10 also. Thank you for your patience in reviewing this matter, and keep in mind this decision is now final.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 23:31

lol I just hit RedCream with mah Light Sager!

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 23:50

>>17
Gah, argh, fail!  No computer system assigns such authority to ANONYMOUS.  At least come up with a PLAUSIBLE imbecility, this time!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-02 0:03

>>19
Sounds like you're choking on your own fail there old chap! I do still find your pitiful attempts to trickededed me into thinking you aren't the greatest failure 4chan has seen most amusing - do keep it up!

Name: RedCream 2008-01-02 1:02

>>20
No, no self-produced choking was involved.  My attention was instead directed outward, and the volume of your fail was of Arecibo size, which is a failquantity that would cause any number of involuntary physical reactions.

How does "Anonymous" have all this system-level authority, again?  You FAILED IT by avoiding that rather simple explanation.  Pwnage only, naturally results.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-02 1:23

>>21
How does "Anonymous" have all this system-level authority, again?  You FAILED IT by avoiding that rather simple explanation

This is totally unacceptable abuse of Anonymous' system authority and I assure you that you now have 4chans full co-operation on the subject of how to attain full system level authority. Incidents like this where Anonymous has gone and just blatantly ignored requests from other users of this site are not tolerated by the admins here and disciplinary actions will be taken to ensure the quality of posts at this site is upheld. Please in the future feel free to ask the admins here about anything you are unsure about, and I am sure they will be happy to help.

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-01-02 9:05

>>21 Exorbitant fail right here. Everyone, get a bucket of fail and store it safely away. If we all do it we might reduce RedCreams fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-02 10:31

Another circular logic jerk. 15/100.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-02 16:12

fuck yeah seaking

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-02 17:11

hell no droughtservant

Name: RedCream 2008-01-02 21:01

>>26
Not bad, but "droughtserf" would have worked a little better.

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-01-03 7:51

>>27

fail newfag
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