Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon.

Pages: 1-

HALP MEH!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 18:29

so my friend got $180 stolen from him by some cracked out druggy.

we know where he lives and everything, but he said he'd shoot us if we tried to get the money back

what should i do?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 18:31

get the money back

Name: RedCream 2007-12-29 20:09

Required:  Two guys, two baseball bats, and two ski masks.

Action:  You two beat the motherfucker so badly that he'll only get out of the hospital in months, and he'll never walk, talk or piss right again.  While he's in the hospital, break into his so-called home and take everything.

That may or may not get your money back, but money can't buy that kind of satisfaction anyway.  BECOME AS UNTO GODS.  DO WHAT I INSTRUCTED YOU TO DO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 20:23

>>1
You mutterfukker I tell you no tell anywan. I keel you family now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 22:20

i like your ideas redcream, however.. he has friends... with guns

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 23:25

look mutterfukker you kall kops on me i slit yur throt.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 0:19

yah mutterfukker i cut u up good

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 0:24

>>5
are they legally purchased?  you may have cause to call the tip line, completely anonymous and you may receive and award

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 0:59

well, i've just been informed they would only have knives.. they just talk big. so in that case i should be able to handle them all on my own.

but we've decided we wanna fuck with them for a while first.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 1:56

>>1
Don't do anything foolish, take his warning seriously. Cut off that crackhead's hands, cut off his dick, stab him in the gut, stab him in the brain. But do not take back the $180.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 3:18

drop white powder near his door.  whatever white powders you can find, try whatever you can get

Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List