If you could buy 3 items at Wal-Mart

If you could buy 3 items at Wal-Mart and your goal was to freak out the cashier the best you can, what would you buy?

Heres my top two:

1. Nickelodeon Magazine
2. Package of Salami
3. Lube

1. Pregnancy test
2. Wire coat hangers
3. Trash bags

small girls underwear, duck tape, jar of pickles