Do not read this thread.

Do not read this message.

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well i read this thread and nothing happened to YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

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No, you didn't regret it.  Your mom watched you toss off and it was HAWT! -- wasn't it?  Now your family is like an incestuous nest of snakes -- you're constantly dick-, finger- and tounge-in SOMEBODY when you get home.  A veritable fuckfest.  And it all started when you choked the chicken in front of dear mother on the highway.

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You watch too much porn.

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FALSE.  It's not possible to watch TOO MUCH porn.  There's never enough porn, and you can't possibly overdose on what you DO watch.

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