If you can't keep up, you're not a /b/tard. A real /b/tard keeps up. A real /b/tard posts about once every 0.18 seconds, and only takes 0.04 seconds to read a single thread.
So, if you can't keep up, that only means you're less of a man. Take heart. Most of us are.
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Michio Kaku On Aliens, On Physics ... http://youtube.com/watch?v=uWW6_LfiJJk http://youtube.com/watch?v=PW8rgKLPHMg
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