The Pronunciation Thread

Despite most of us 4channers being holders of pHD in English Crapology Study, we suck at pronouncing certain word most idiots cannot comprehend. This is mostly due to us typing bombastic words in front of our monitor without actually having any form of interaction with a non-internet related person. Our speech ability or the lack of it deteriorates over time and we bla bla bla.

Thus, this thread is for us to inquire about the pronunciation of certain words we do not know without looking like idiots since we are under the guise of 'Anonymous'.

Let me begin this charade of intellectual absorption:

How to pronounce;

Raison d'être
Deus ex machina

raisin det tree
dooz es mah chinah

Rasin De E tre
Doos X Mashina

I'm a native French speaker, the other 2 were WRONG about the first one.

Rai like in rail but with the French R at the beginning; zon, the "on" is kind of like in bomb but without the "m" sound of bomb; d; et like in wet; reh.

How do people in Kabul pronounce their city name?
KAWb'l
kuhBOOL

good good!! anymore words we dunno how to promounce???

my cock

my cock

The word ``cache'' is pronounced cash. It comes from the French word cacher.

twatbollocks

pentagonal

penTAGin'l
pentaGON'l

Lopadotemakhoselakhogaleokranioleipsanodrimypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptokephalliokigklopeleiolagōiosiraiobaphētraganopterýgōn

>>9

wow, thanks. i always pronounced it as 'catch'. not that we use it everday though.

how to pronounce the cile in imbecile?

seel
or
sarl?

>>13
neither

>>13
UK preference is words ending in -ile rhyme with file, and US often sound final syllable of such words having two or more syllables with something close to rhyming pull.
mobile, hostile, missile vs mobull, hostull, missull.
Notable US exception is crocodile; I've never heard crocodull.

imbe-cil

titin

OP is fail, anon does not care for foreign words.

or-gas-em

ale-byu-man

>>18
i spot a retard!!! its very rare to see one in an intelligent thread!! gimme a camera!! i wanna record this precious moment!!!


how to pronounce connoisseur?

>>21

I spot an underage faggot! Also, use capitals you dick.

>>21
con-nis-sir

stih-kee

how to pronounce croissant?

is it kwoss-ont or kross-ant or kroyis-ont?

>>21

coin naz sye or

>>22

if you are only capable of turning this thread into a flame-fest like every other thread in 4chan, you should get the fuck out of here.

who fucking uses capitals in 4chan anyway?

what a fuckhead.

>>27

It's 4chan you dick, every thread is going to turn into a flamefest. If you're such a pussy that you can't handle it, you should GTFO, you fucking underage faggot.

Many people use capitals in 4chan. There's missing the odd capital or punctuation mark here or there, and then theres the retarded bullshit you type. You actually type like a 12 year old, with the mentality to boot.

tl;dr - You're an underage dickhead, GTFO

>>27
Adults.

>>29

LOLWUT

>>28
i aint no underage faggot. im already fucking 24. heres me:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=288947864

this shows im no anonymous retards who lurks in 4chan!

>>31
the page never loaded

>>31

It's kind of stupid to post your MySpace-profile here.
But, since it's 4chan, it's probably not yours, but it belongs to someone you do not like.

BTW, what's wrong with underaged..? As long as it isn't showing, I don't mind.. ^_^

Anymore words??

>>31

Whore

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>>31

You fail for fake profile and obvious poor english, meaning you are either a)retarded b)underage c)both, or d) a cat is fine too

>>2
>>3

OH WOW. You would sound RETARDED saying those out loud. Simply retarded.

DAYous ex MAHkiNAH