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i kno this is kinda out ther for 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 21:29

Please 4chan don't fail me now.
my mom needs to get a green card.
and i don't know how.
Im a citizen and shes not.
if anyone can please help me it would be great.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 21:32

fuck her in the ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 21:32

LETS SEE A PIC OF HER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 21:33

>>1
If you commit suicide your citizenship gets transferred automatically to your next of kin. Set your mom up as next of kin, become an hero and problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 21:38

I herd that if a foreigner gets asalted in the united states that they automatically get their citizenship.
or something along those lines.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 21:41

>>5
you herd rong.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 23:13

GO BACK TO WHATEVER COUNTRY IT IS YOU COME FROM!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 23:42

>>7
I'm from Mexico.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-22 6:07

That sucks dude.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-22 6:26

>>9
sounds like it's time for you to become an hero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-22 11:35

>>1
  Hey, Mexican trash. Just because your mom figured out that if she walked over the border "About to give birth" That the Americans would be like "OH SHI-!" and have her give birth beside an Army medic doesn't mean you should even be a citizen.  You little freeloading fucks. My only advise to you is to go back to Mexico and kill every fucking thing you see. All of their lives are worthless. There's a reason that America and Mexico don't want you. Because your scum. You are what make the world a bad place. You shank people in the streets, you steal money from banks, you smuggle drugs in, you rape little girls, you spread your bad genes and ruin humanity. I'm surprised that you even said that you were Mexican. Most Mexicans I see are like "I'm not Mexican, I'm uhhhh---- Chilean?" The Mexicans don't want to be the Mexicans. So if you would, please go back to Mexico and kill every one you can until the garbage government finally realizes that you have killed 4000 people creatures. Then they will send in the guards and you'll be shot. Eliminating 4001 things that should have never been.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-22 21:14

>>10 do this
>>11 tl;dr

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