"Kids are hard to deal with. Yeah, once I started shaking you when you were a baby."
"... Wait, what?"
"Well, we were at the mall and you just kept crying and nothing would make you shut up so I started bouncing you up and down... A little too hard. And you kept crying so I... I kinda hit you on the face and you still wouldn't shut up."
"You did this at the mall? And were surprised that slapping a baby made it cry?!"
"I don't like babies, ok?"
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Anonymous2007-12-13 1:55
According to my mother, my sister was an accident she tried to prevent with a turkey baster.
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Anonymous2007-12-13 1:56
My grandfather once threatened to leave me at a crack house, told me black dudes like little white girls, and that I would have to suck my way out.
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Anonymous2007-12-13 1:56
I learned a couple of weeks ago that right after my mom found out that she was pregnant with me she tried to "drink me away". She would knock on the door of the bar at 10:30 am and then someone would come pick her up at 2 am. This explains so much about my shortcomings in life.
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Anonymous2007-12-13 1:58
Every time I would start whining about toys or something my dad would tell me my real name was Jose and if I didn't shut up he would deport me to Mexico.