Okay, listen.
I am too fucking lazy to clean my ass after I take a dump. And I change my pants like every 3 days or longer. Really, why should I change every day? My pants get dirty anyway. Cleaning my ass of shit is useless, too. Pants are there for a reason.
So my friends are telling me, not directly though, that I stink real bad. After I told them that I don't clean my ass and don't change my pants often they entirely avoided me and told me per EMAIL!!!! they don't want to see me again until I do something about this.
What should I do? Get new friends who accept me for what I am?
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Anonymous2007-12-11 16:15
1) Eat shit
2) cultivate a farm of tape worms
3) Profit
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Anonymous2007-12-11 16:17
beome a loner fag
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OP2007-12-11 17:59
CAN YOU FAGS PLEASE HELP?? I like my friends and don't want to loose them.
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Anonymous2007-12-11 18:24
hide there toilet paper, no wait, just you hide
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Anonymous2007-12-11 21:24
try to take a shower daily?
Personal hygiene is always good.
And wipe your ass, smellyfag
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Anonymous2007-12-11 21:30
Why the fuck don't you wipe your ass?
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Anonymous2007-12-11 21:35
Clean your ass ffs.
No, seriously, this is my advice: wash it. Shower at least once a day. In the shower, a really basic bar soap — like Dove or whatever — will do just fine, but you’ll get better mileage if you suds and scrub with a loufa or back brush. Starting with where my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.