ATTN: MOOT

I figured out how to make 4chan good again. It's simple really, you just have to enforce the 18+ only rule.

But how can he do this you ask??

Easy, just setup a credit card verification system where you make a one time donation of say like $5 and when you do that you can setup a user\pass to access 4chan.

But won't the kiddies just use their mom or dads card??

No, not if you make it so the company that shows up on the credit statement is called Penis Sucking inc. or something like that.

That way only adults can use 4chan and post comedy gold like back in the old days while all the boring & unfunny teens that just waste bandwidth with stupid boring shit can not.

What do you think?

bump

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I would support this idea.... first of all it is a good rule to enforce and 4chan needs the money badly.

On irc mootle just said he was thinking about doing this. Finally mootle decided to do something good for 4chan.

Welcome to SomethingAwfulChan!

>>6
That would be awesome.

The quality of SA & the freedom of 4chan.

It's win-win!!

But it ruins the anon he will know who everyone is who uses the site.

>>8
That was the first thing I thought of too.

>>8
Even with the 14 year old fags dropping and the 4Chan pop. going down by 50%, there'd still be enough to keep Anon Anon.

I'd support the idea too but I'm not giving out money, least of all to Penis Sucking inc..

HALP

Whenever I try to post a new topic:

"Fatal error! Message could not be posted.
Please post threads less often!"

WTF? 4chan is nothing without my witty malocclusions.

>>11
yeah you have to keep trying.  usually works under 20 tries

>>10
lol @ underaged B&
it's only 5 fucking dollars!
you spend more on lube for your spiked rectal stimulator faggot

I think they tried this on Mythbusters and it turned out to be myth. Sorry guys.

Does anyone really care if the line "STENCH-OF-ASS, INC." shows up on their family CC bills?  Americans hardly look at those bills, anyway.

wait has this gone into effect? this totally defeats the purpose of being anonymous. "FBI: gives us your payment records"
"MOOT: OK LOL SURE THINGS BUTTSECKS"

>>14
>>16
Win.

lol hope u got 5 bux

nope I had to burn all my money just to stay warm

oops i failed in the JEW field