Near death due to a teacher

So I got in a near-fatal car accident today.
I am alive apparently.
I am not paralized.
I should still be able to do everything that I could before the accident. (After i get out of the hospital)
So it just kind of hit me how fast and undramatic everything can end.
I don't get a 5 min montage to make everybody remember me forever.
I could just blink and be gone.

And this all happened like so...
Lots of snow last night.
I planned on not driving 40 mins to get to my junior college.
So I emailed my professors.
I have a presentation due that day.
My teacher emailed me back..

"I can not push you're presentation back. It will not leave us with enough time to finish them all. It has been a couple hours since you're e-mail. The roads should be okay now. If you don't make it today, I'm going to have to give you a 0"

So I decided to go to school....

(after the accident I called a friend in that class and had him tell her what happened)

Long story a little shorter... When I go into class in a week or so what can I do to make her feel absoultey MISERABLE ?

Wow. Be sure to make a copy of the Accident report, and take it to her. If she tries to give you a 0 for you're thing, just go to the head of the department.

Wear a fake neck-brace... that is, if you don't have to wear a real one. And act all imbobile and shit.

haha that woudl be great

and say, ITS UR FAULT BITCH! IMA SUE YOU!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=31334634&MyToken=1ca42a63-26b0-4baf-beb6-05a8136c2c68

also tell her you have AIDs

tell her you died

On my 5th birthday, I got run over by a car during my party (being a stupid kid at the time, I wandered onto the street). But somehow I didn't get injured or anything. Since I wasn't injured or killed, I still had to go to school the very next day. Forgotten very easily.

"I can not push you're presentation back."

Tell her to use the right form of "your."  What kind of idiotic teacher do you have?

Maybe OP is a presentation.