Do u make strange sounds when u piss?

One thing that really annoys me are these men who piss next to me and makes these weird grunting sounds....or they would breathe heavily, like they're cumming or something...

DO you make any strange sounds?

Do you grunt?

Do you cough?

Or are you silent?

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Same, I also put the seat down always and flush. I used to live with a guy who never flushed after pissing and his piss was bright yellow. I guess he was more in touch with his manly, animal instincts than I am.