My junk.

My bits and pieces smell funky but I kind of like their stink.
Is this weird? Does it mean I should wash more if my cock is smelly?

can I have a smell? I'm a doctor.
Otherwise post some pics and I'll try to see what the trouble is.

Hello and welcome to the Skeptics Guide to the Universe, I'm Doctor Steven Novella, president of the New England Skeptical Society

i wipe my hand between my sweaty asscheeks then sniff. best smell in the world. sometimes i go for a long walk just to build up sweat in my ass for sniffing. is this normal?

>>2
My penis is pretty normal aside from the funk.
Actually, I've got this weird callous-like thing that sometimes rubs raw near the head of my cock (Like right under the lip thingy on top)
It's not hard or anything it's just wrinkly looking, raised skin :(
Is it some sort of fungus?

>>5
link me to some pics and I'll see if a diagnosis is possible

Preferably pictures of it in an erect state

Fag

>>7
http://i13.tinypic.com/8a4axyf.jpg

>>9
Hmmm, it's hard to tell much from that picture, it looks like typhus though. I'll probably have to come and have a smell myself, what is your address?

>>10
Ha! A real doctor would be able to recognize pearly penile papules!
YOU SIR ARE A FRAUD!
INTERNET POLICE, ATTACK!

>>11
That was a lot less amusing than I thought it might be.
Oh well.
Also, it's fucking cold in here. Makes it hard to fap.

>>9
MOAR

>>13
Google pearly penile papules.

>>1
typical kike

>>15
Jew

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>>17
I lol'd

>>15
no, circumsized men are more likely to have clean dicks

steps that will help your wang to not smell like a catfish:

stop being a faggot
stop being a faggot
do not fall asleep with a cummy tissue stuck to your penis head ok

steps that will help your wang to not smell like a catfish:

HAVE A SHOWER EVERY FUCKING DAY YOU FILTHY BASTARD

does this apply to females plz advise

Where did I say catfish? My cock's funk is nothing like catfish.

>>23
I dont think you have a cock, enjoy your vagina.

>>24
:( I wish

lots of times idont take shower and i have lots of sex with fat girls and the smell of sweat and rotten emo fat girl vagina kind of erouse's me

>>26
Op here - That's pretty sick, dude.