I need masturbation help
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Name:
Rolls fonds
2007-12-03 17:28
I need a way to recreate a vagina without using my hands. anyone have a way to make a homemade vagina?
2
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 17:30
Get a hooker, and cut out her vagina. There, a homemade vagina.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 17:32
Warm a bagel in the microwave and fuck it. Don't forget the butter, you don't want bagel burn
4
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 18:29
watermelon
5
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 18:55
Australian Dugongs
6
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 19:21
a dead female chicken would be fine too :3
7
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 19:35
Bar of soap with a hole in it.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 19:49
Hello and welcome to the Skeptics Guide to the Universe, I'm Doctor Steven Novella, president of the New England Skeptical Society
9
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 20:19
A Cat
10
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 20:40
>>6
Seconded. dead chicken is what i use. If you're a cityfag you could pick one up at a butchery.
11
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 21:23
warm towel rolled around rubber glove. you get the idea.
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Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 22:20
<<11
13
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 22:30
Get a banana, cut off the tip. Empty the banana without breaking the peel. Warm the banana in a microwave, and now you have a disposable 'sleeve'.
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Name:
sikille 2007-12-03 22:38
howabout you get the fuck off of 4chan, wait till your skin clears up, take a shower and talk to girls.
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Name:
sikille
2007-12-03 22:39
seriously it will work.
16
Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 23:07
WTF? Dead chickens? What kind of nasty shit have you disguisting necrophiles been smoking? Heres an idea, how about you cut your penis off and shove it into the bleeding hole.
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Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-03 23:09
>>14
Jeepers, that is rude, sir. Just plain rude. I can not abide.
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Name:
Anonymous
2007-12-04 5:11
>>16
dead chicken + chicken manure
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Name:
Anonymous
2009-02-03 4:02