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Name: Anonymus 2007-12-03 6:41

Name: anonymous 2007-12-03 6:47

1. thats not how you spell anonymous
2. DIY noob!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 7:01

If you see a pretty woman sitting at the bar, alone/bored/sad, walk up to her chair, put your hand on either on the counter next to her drink or on the back of her chair. Then start looking around -- under her chair, around the side and back.

Look up at her every so often. In a minute or two, her curiosity will get the better of her and she'll ask, "Are you looking for something?"

Reply, "Yes, I think I've lost a smile."

She will, of course, oblige. And you should follow up with, "Yes, that's the one..." and continue from there -- I usually introduce myself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 10:29

>>3
Oh dear god.
If you see a pretty woman sitting at the bar, alone/bored/sad, walk up to her chair, put your hand on either on her shoulder next to her neck or on the back of her ass. Then start looking around -- under her chair, around the side and back.

Look up at her every so often. In a minute or two, her curiosity will get the better of her and she'll ask, "Are you looking for something?"

Reply, "Yes, I think I've lost a vagina."

She will, of course, oblige. And you should follow up with, "Yes, that's the one..." and continue from there -- I usually introduce myself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 11:47

>>3

Nice one. :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 11:54

and thats why you will never get laid by a respectable woman.

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