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How many gallons of cum per year?

Name: Anon 2007-12-01 15:01

For my statistics class, I'm doing a paper on how much cum or ejaculate is released via masterbation annually in the United States. I need the mean, mode, median and standard deviation. Can you tell me how many ounces and grams of cum you release each tiem you jerk off? And how often do you spank the monkey? Wouldn't it be weird if you could literally drown in the amount of jizz released each year?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 15:21

let's say at least 2 million men jack off 2 times a day each making a minimum of 1 teaspoon

you'd get 666666.8 ounces, 5208.33438 gallons, enough to fill a 48 inch deep pool 15 feet wide

Name: Ethan 2007-12-01 15:23

>>2

OOooooo thats a pool party I'd like to attend!

Name: Anon 2007-12-01 15:25

The US population is 300 million, half of them are male and 30 million of males are 14 or under. So that places the jizzable population at 120 million.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 15:25

Up to 4-5 millilitres per ejaculation.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 15:26

oops i 4got about hte years

1 year with those same variables would be 243333382 ounces, 1,901 ,042.05 gallons, enough to fill 2.8 olympic sized swimming pools

Name: Ethan 2007-12-01 15:26

>>4 Even better! ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 15:30

with 120 mill males it is between 195k liter and 650k liters for 1 jerk.

Name: Anon 2007-12-01 15:53

How many starving Africans could you feed with the amount of American jizz generated each day?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 15:59

>>9

a lot

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 16:58

>>10
agreed

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 17:58

>>9 I'd say good way to spread the AIDS but I think it'd have to be the other way around...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 22:18

I would like to see a skating rink made out of frozen jizz. Would it perform better than normal ice?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 23:39

>>13
Prevents people from falling.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 3:30

Eew, sticky.

Name: anon 2007-12-05 17:04

is it me or is it getting hot in hur ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 17:30

Do you bring a towel to a semen pool party, or kleenex?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 17:47

I would like to see a skating rink made out of frozen embryos.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 17:49

>>13
Actually I've never frozen it.
I wonder why I haven't yet.

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