I belive this is a good topic to premote my new way of thinking.
"What Would Hitler Do?" (W.W.H.D) Is a replacement for the old classic, "What Would Jesus Do?". Hitler did a lot more for a lot more poeple than some fairy-tale messiah in a big book, so let us all follow Hitlers trian of thought.
WHAT WOULD HITLER DO? I think you should do it to.
We are currently writing a new-new-testiment for the big book of God, the book of Hitler!! It tells of all his antics in the greater part of europe and his eventual suicide to save us from all our sins.
You can share the beliefe in Hitler in any way you like; swastikas, spamming HITLER, WWHD or WHAT WOULD HILTER DO?! and anything else that takes your fancy. So join us. Join the ranks!!
What would Conan O'Brien do in his first year hosting Late Night? A "what would Hitler do" joke.
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Anonymous2007-11-28 13:22
You know, Hitler didn't really have a train of thought. He had men kill so many and killed himself because he went insane. There was perhaps a time when Hitler was nice. Fighting for his country, interest in the arts. But then he was introduced to the Arians (spelling?), lead the Nazi party, and started WWII. It was after WWI that he started losing his mind. And to think, the very brotherhood he went to defeat instead changed him into the megalomaniac that everyone knows. I feel sorry for his loss of sanity. Goes to show that Arians, in their goals of perfection, are amongst the purist of evils.
Actually, Hitler was one of the best leader the world has ever see. i mean, he managed to take a beat-up, enpovershed country and make it into one beast of a war mashien. He made lots of bad decisions later on, thats for sure; but he was a great man in many ways.
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Anonymous2007-11-28 13:56
>>19
True. But still, loss of insanity is what did him in and caused so many to die. I am not saying he isn't great, because he is. It's just that when he lost touch with sanity things went downhill for everyone.
yes, I wonder how much better the world would be if Hitler never lost his fascists marbles...
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Anonymous2007-11-28 15:32
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Officer nial pedophile2007-11-28 16:05
Well what can i say about him he was a Rather amusing comedian one of the greats of this time period. that thing he did with concentration camps and Jews classic comedy
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What was the meaning of that reckless outburst!?
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Anonymous2007-11-28 19:58
>>31
lol i dunno. u'll have to ask the person who made the post.
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W.W.C.D.2007-11-28 20:27
Well Chris would probably not be impressed with your rude annoying behaviour and woul most likely inform you of his intent to report you to the admins here and warn you of the high probability of you being banned as a result or said report.
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Anonymous2007-11-29 12:17
HITLER WOULD DIE COS HE WAS NOOB AND KILLED HIMSELF.
EPIC LOSER
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Adolf Hitler!!VZ8jO8DchYDm3GC2007-11-29 12:35
Sir, please do NOT talk about the camps. The GESTAPO might question you and your loyalty to the Reich. It is forbidden to spread lies about us germans killing a few jews.
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Anonymous2007-11-29 12:37
>>34
if the russians were going to get me id kill myself too.
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Anonymous2007-11-29 12:39
JEW!!!!
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Anonymous2007-11-29 13:46
Too bad it was the americans that took the eagles nest, not the russians.
Fail.
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Anonymous2007-11-29 14:30
In reality Hitler got owned on his own by not having enough men, machines, ...
He did have enough charm tough
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Anonymous2007-11-29 18:19
Hitler Would probably have a sleepover party and ivite us all for a group pillow fight winner gets a moustache
Did you Know that Hitler's moustache was interchangeable? Sometimes he like to wear a slightly larger one, others he felt like wearing one that might as well have been drawn on. Variaty makes life more interesting dontcha' know. He also liked to have variaty in the other things he did...like killing jews. "Hmmmm, burn, shoot or gas.......I feel like gas today!!"
Wow, you people are fucking misled. If your refering to the fact that hitler killed jews, and that this is why your making him a hero, then your just as brainwashed about the puppet he was and the socioeconomic selectivity that was part of the whole show.
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Anonymous2007-12-01 22:14
Hitler was meticulous, conventional, and prudish about his appearance and body. He was robust and viewed himself as a standard-bearer and trendsetter. He had manic phases, yet took little exercise. He was in good health, so it was unlikely he would die from natural causes, but he was deteriorating mentally. He would not try to escape to a neutral country. Hitler always walked diagonally from one corner to another when crossing a room, and he whistled a marching tune. He feared syphilis, germs and moonlight, and loved severed heads.
Hitler also had oedipal complex, with the effect being the need to prove his manhood to his mother, and his coprolagnia and urolagnia. He detested the learned and the privileged, but enjoyed classical music, vaudeville, and Richard Wagner's opera. He showed strong streaks of sadism and liked circus acts that were risky and dangerous. He tended to speak in long monologues rather than have conversations. He had difficulty establishing close relationships with anyone. Since he appeared to be delusional, it was possible that his psychological structures would collapse in the face of imminent defeat. The most likely scenario was that he would commit suicide, although there was a possibility that he would order a henchman to perform euthanasia.
AND HE WAS SUCH AN HERO
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Anonymous2007-12-01 22:19
Hitler is like, cool, and stuff
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W.W.H.D2007-12-02 9:24
>>52 And yet with all these negatives he still managed to win the love of his country AND drag it out of depression. He was one of the greatest leaders of all time.... just a bit frayed round the edges thats all.
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Anonymous2007-12-02 9:43
Naziota or Nazi otaku.
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Anonymous2007-12-02 11:51
Killing all those Jews and invading Poland probably wasn't the best idea, but Hitler was a genius and one of the greatest leaders in history.
Hitler Was A very Good Comedian I think history will remember him for his mastery of the comedy World
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Master Asia 2007-12-02 15:38
Yess Hitler Verrry Funny man, VERRRY funny Man !
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Anonymous2007-12-02 17:05
Dr Doom should of ran Nazi Germany. He would of showed the Allies what is what.
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Anonymous2007-12-02 19:57
It is very well known throughout the underground homosexual community that Adolf Hitler loved the cock. The favorite move of Hitler is the shit soup technique.