roommate is a slob

I went home for thanksgiving and I just guessed that our place would be a wreck when I got back.  I was right and I have already talked to him about keeping the common areas clean.  He just does not seem to care.

So I am thinking of protesting and being a huge slob myself and SEE HOW HE LIKES IT.  I am going to go all out also never doing dishes and leaving every single piece of garbage in the living room.

WHO IS WITH ME!?!?

I think he would like it

>>2
Most likely.  He enjoys living in his own filth so he probably won't mind mine.  But I'm talking about taking it to a new level of messiness.

you're just going to make yourself miserable

That sounds like a solid idea.

He surely wouldn't appreciate a middle of night dump on his chest. Or are you a girl?

He surely wouldn't appreciate a middle of the night dump on his chest now would he? That'll get the point across.

Or does he have a Colostomy?

Hey come on, I'm paying most of the rent anyways.

>>1
If he's anything like I used to be, he wouldn't care. I got so bad that the smell of sewer failed to bother me because I was living as a stink pile. As for getting him to do something about his mess, maybe you should go look for another roomate if you're not already obligated to other commitments.

ph0r t3h lulz! i R with yew. no moar cleeningz, no moar showarr! >>6
Perfection! nice revenge, shit on his bedsheets, rub it on the walls in his room, and all over his face.

I know some women who only date guys over 6 feet tall. They don't even open up to shorter guys. And if they do, its automatic friend zone.