I am having problems with my son and Wife.

My wife is nagging me all the fucking time. Also my son is a retard with a funny shaped head. Has 4chan got any advice for me? I feel like am going to snap.

Anyway my wife is making dinner tonight. If it isnt ready by the time I get home she is getting a German Suplex.

pwnt her azz

lol your sun iz teh n00b and n33ds to be haxored

"Fuck the wife and screw the cid." I almost said, but that would be wrong
I'm a sentimental son of a fucked up bich with a wooden legg...
Don't listen 2 4chan, make 4chan listen 2 you!
And when it comes to the suplex, just put your leggs under her nees, and you'll be fine.
Cheer up, give the cid a botle and sing a song for him!

Oh, sorry... if she puts her legs under you'r nees, she'll be fine... and u won't be able to fuck the wife...
AWW! crap!
Yarg!

>>1
Yea show her whos the man

There are no problems with a wife and son that cannot be solved with a shotgun and three shells of double-aught buck.

get VERY drunk, and beat the shit out of both of them, RIGHT NOW