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So your kids are ugly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 23:07

What do you do?  These little turds arn't technically deformed, but they are about as bad as you can get and still have human features.  They don't have much personality to make up for it either; get their attention and they'll just lazily look at you with an open mouth.  They are 6 and 7.  I mean good lord, you can't have company over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 23:11

Acid lots and lots of acid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 23:14

Dress them in fursuits and burn them, BURN THEM alive.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-22 23:18

ALL THINGS UGLY MUST DIE BY FLAME.

Name: McPP 2007-11-22 23:20

Give them an cookie, then throw them in a wood chipper.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 23:35

>>4
lol, you're a short, ugly little virgin runt yourself you old fart. Why not die in a fire?

Name: RedCream 2007-11-22 23:42

>>6
Just because all things ugly must die by flame, DOESN'T MEAN that the ugly thing won't fight like hell to avoid such a fate.

If you've the stones to kill me with flame, then do it, fuckbag!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 23:43

Owned.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 23:44

>>7
What's your address shortstuff? I'll light a fire up under your ass!

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:04

>>9
If had the necessary moxie to pursue the issue of pervasive ugliness in need of cleansing flame, you wouldn't NEED my cooperation in such a purge!  Gird thy loins and seekest me out, for righteousness guides thy hand!

And if not, then thou'rt merely an assbag.

Name: McPP 2007-11-23 0:05

No fire, wood chipper.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:05

>>10
you ain't hooking up with no hotties, shortstuff. what an embarrassing fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:08

12 is also fail.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-23 0:09

>>12
Disregard that.  I am not MARRYING women, be they hotties or harpies.  lrn2rd4real

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:11

13 is also fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:11

14 is also fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 2:07

>>6
Jeepers, that was unnecessarily mean.  What drives you to say such things?  You call your mother.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 2:11

Someone HAS to die

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 3:50

>>17 You sure talk a lot of shit for someone who can't make any friends...

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 4:17

I'd parade my ugly children up and down the street to make them desensitized to criticism then ditch them in a mueaum or something

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