So your kids are ugly.

What do you do?  These little turds arn't technically deformed, but they are about as bad as you can get and still have human features.  They don't have much personality to make up for it either; get their attention and they'll just lazily look at you with an open mouth.  They are 6 and 7.  I mean good lord, you can't have company over.

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If had the necessary moxie to pursue the issue of pervasive ugliness in need of cleansing flame, you wouldn't NEED my cooperation in such a purge!  Gird thy loins and seekest me out, for righteousness guides thy hand!

And if not, then thou'rt merely an assbag.