GF Help plz quick

Ok 4chaners, perhaps you all can help me with a dilemma I have regarding my girlfriend.

First, a little background. I've been seeing my GF for about a year and a half now, and she's pretty much everything I could ask for (she sometimes visits here too... *covers ass*). She games (sometimes to the point that I even have trouble getting my gaming fix), she likes to read and she's a good looker to boot. We both go to MSU too, which is a plus.

Anyway, I'm starting to think I got her pregnant. The signs are the usual: subtle shifts of conversation to the topic of babies; wearing really baggy clothing all the time, even inside, etc.. A baby isn't out of the question imo. I mean, we're still in school and not exactly financially sound, but hey, my parents we're in the same boat when they had me. I'm sure as hell glad they didn't opt for the abortion. Besides, both of our families get along really well together, I know they'd help out.

So a few minutes ago she calls me from across campus (like 40 minute walk). She said she had something important to tell me (it had better be important to drag me away from Halo 3) and wants me to meet her at a restaurant near her dorm in half an hour.

I have no car and my bike was recently stolen, I haven't yet bought a bus pass either (I know, procrastination = bad). It takes 40 minutes to walk there and I have to be there in 30 minutes.

This is where your advice comes in: it's raining and I really don't want to interrupt my Halo marathon, should I break up with her?

Yes. Leave her. She was cheating on you anyway.

I don't think she was. Anyway, time is ticking.

falcon punch

I think she'll understand if you're late.  Anyway, no car, no bike, no bus pass, you're too lazy to go over there and didn't think of suggesting somewhere closer to you to meet, and you think Halo is more important than her ... and you're probably having a kid?

KK, so its impossible to get there now. So here's my current backup plan:

Keep playing Halo till she comes looking for me. But what next?

Let HER play halo, she will definitely forgive you.

Just to clarify confidence is what attracts people. Here is some food for thought, Plato once said that “We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.”

Well I said my piece, so now I take my leave...

Love,

onok

This one might take a few extra dollars, but basically, you would stage your death by having an 18 wheeler smash into your car. (no one would find the body because it was burned, etc).

IMPORTANT - MAKE SURE YOU NEVER VISIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR MAY/B/CHILD, FOR A GOOD 10 YEARS.

Then, when the smoke has settled. Re-appear into their lives as a good father.

You would fucking achieve master chief's respect.