the ultimate animal?

I have come up with the ultimate animal follow me through with this and if this is not the ultimate animal PROVE ME WRONG

picture these traits as you read

-its  a tiger the size of an elephant
- it can camoflauge like a cameleon
- it has a rino's horn
- giant humming bird wings
-shell of a turtle(with slits in top where wings are put out)
-its amphibious(has gills to breath underwater)
-giant tongue of a frog
-8 eyes like a spider
-talons
- a monkey like tail to hold itself upside down

if this isnt the ultimate animal someone PROVE ME WRONG

a whale could just swallow it

>>2 You mean >>1's mom swallows?

It should have the udders of a cow, so we can farm it and keep these amazing animals in...farms...and get milk...

hummingbird wings probably can't lift something that heavy.  The reason they work is because the hummingbird weighs like nothing.

would rule 34 on that animal be considered furry?

I LOL'D

BUT I CAN SHOT IT DOWN WITH MA UZI!

It needs to be as fast a cheetah, have spikes like a porcupine that it can shoot, giant eagle wings, as powerful as a great white shark, and have the elusiveness of a giant squid.

It should have tentacles, and the ability to breathe fire. And it should have a whole bunch of human vaginas.

On the end of each tentacle it should have a fully functional catgirl with a cute a voice. It would hide and lure weeaboos out of their houses/apartments at night, then eat them.

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also, it needs the brains and cleverness of a fox

Orginal content, in my lounge???

Not on my watch you fuckers.

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What about the mudkipz?

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fuck you

>>1

i haev the ultimate animal

it:
-has a cats head
-a dogs body
-eats tofu
-can divide by zero

wait, no it ca--

ultimate animal
it's anonymous
you can see it but you'll never know that it was there.
it has five arms, four four typing, one for fapping.
huge as eyes.

how is that the ultimate animal it doesn't resemble pedobear at all

it is not pedobear it is ulranet monster idea 4.