the ultimate animal?

I have come up with the ultimate animal follow me through with this and if this is not the ultimate animal PROVE ME WRONG

picture these traits as you read

-its  a tiger the size of an elephant
- it can camoflauge like a cameleon
- it has a rino's horn
- giant humming bird wings
-shell of a turtle(with slits in top where wings are put out)
-its amphibious(has gills to breath underwater)
-giant tongue of a frog
-8 eyes like a spider
-talons
- a monkey like tail to hold itself upside down

if this isnt the ultimate animal someone PROVE ME WRONG

On the end of each tentacle it should have a fully functional catgirl with a cute a voice. It would hide and lure weeaboos out of their houses/apartments at night, then eat them.