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I got some super sex today!

Name: Overheat B 2007-11-12 23:27

So, it all started one day in the summer. It was really hot and I was walking around the old apartment building that I lived in. There was a really beautiful girl that lived (conviently) across my apartment. She was the prettiest girl that ever lived. So she was leaving her apartment and I said hi. So she says 'Hey basil, you sexy beast. Wanna come over to my house?' I was shocked, she never asked me that before. So I said 'What are we gonna do there?'. She then replied 'Oh, you know.... watch TV, play video games, have sex.' I was about to say no until I did a double take. 'Oh yes! Hell yeah. let's go', I said feverishly.

So, I followed her inside her house where we sat down in her living room. She turned on the TV and then we started watching the football game. It was the NY Yankees VS the LA lakers. Right when Michael Jordan was up to bat, she started tickling my ear, and then gave me a big slobbery lick across the face. I was like wtf and suddenly had an odd urge to take a shit. So I scratched my balls and told the girl (who oddly has no name) that i was gonna go to the bathroom.

When I got to the bathroom, the doorknob was broken so I could only close the door but not lock it. So I just closed it, pulled my pants down, pulled my tighty whities down, and grabbed my 1 inch penis and took a quick piss before sitting down. I grabbed each ass cheek with my hands, spread them apart and PRAAT-SSSSSS, the shit just started flowing out of my ass like a chocolately Niagra Falls. A continuous flow, lightly texutred brown with some bland yellow chunks pouring and then spurting out of my asshole like a rocket trying to lift off. My face got purple from the extreme pressure and stench. It smelled like roadkill slathered with shit.

Suddenly, the door flew open and the girl walked in. I was all like wtf? She started taking off her clothes and damn, I was amazed. She took off her thong and came over to where I was (still ) shitting. She sat down on me and started riding me!!! I was like OH YES! and started shitting harder, so hard that we started hovering three inches above the toilet seat. After a while, I noticed she went unconcious from the smell, but I didn't care. I standed up, lifted her into the air, turned her upside down and started doing the Tomb Stone. The bathroom suddenly set on fire from all the heat and sulfur.

I can't burn since i'm Overheat B, but she started burning up fast and I still kept hitting that (crap was still coming out of my ass, but slowly streaming down my thighs) until she burnt up into a crisp. I then started fucking her ashes. OH YES. THIS IS THE STORY OF SUPER SEX AND IM OVERHEAT B!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 23:54

tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 0:13

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Name: Overheat B 2007-11-13 8:15

What the fuck? Clicksia? I'mma is gonna fuck up you up now.

Name: Wise Sage 2007-11-13 10:59

tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 13:18

tl;dr hot shit sex

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 15:34

Some crazy lolz achieved

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 15:57

LOL!funny.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 16:42

Hot as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 0:42

Moar story, plaz?

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>>20
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>>24
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>>24
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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 2:10

>>24
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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 2:33

>>24
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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 2:36

>>24
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Name: RedCream 2007-11-14 6:44

>>1
I was willing to believe you until you said "heat and sulfur".  After that, I doubted.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 7:43

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 8:07

darn, the clicksiafag is back

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 11:49

>>37
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>>37
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>>41
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>>41
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>>41
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Name: Overheat B 2007-11-14 17:19

What the fuck? Fucking spam. I'mma is gonna fuck up someone!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 17:34

>>43
in the cunt

Name: Overheat B 2007-11-14 23:50

>>30
Okay, maybe i done did now exaggerate a tiny small bit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 23:56

that was worth the read u got one hell of an imagination...chances r that will most likely never happen to u

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 21:53

last paragraph or so was the only part worth reading
good

Name: Overheat B 2007-11-18 0:14

>>46
Imagination? It's the truth, I tell ya!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 23:23

>>48
srsly?

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-21 16:25

I belive you man.

Name: Wise Sage 2007-11-21 16:32

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