Heads and Animals

So I have a honest to god serious question and i really need help with it. Last night my girlfriend came home early from work and caught me masturbating to Disembered heads and dead animals. She dumped me like a bitch, she says if I stop then maybe she'll get back together with me. What should I do.
Please Help!1

stop.

I know thats easy for you to say but you have no idea how good it feels, the orgasm goes way past what sex will ever give you. Try it out, you'll like it.

seriously man stop its not funny

that's your problem. find someone else.

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SUPERBUMP.

We've got lotion Marcus.

Guys really you're really not giving good advice on my situtaion. PLEASE guys i really need help I'm in a very tough situation.

become an hero

>>8
if you will not stop that is your own fault. you must either stop or find someone else.

umm pretend you don't liek that shit?  then trick her into doing it with you.  Once she starts, she won't be able to stop. ;)

umm.... idk, maybe stop duh, or maybe get a life and don't fuck off to freakin dead stuff. -_-

Maybe stop being a sick fuck? Ever think of that?

if you think that feals good, maybe you should jack off to actual like video porn, or even freakin hentai, either 1 is good.

>>12
People are actually taking this thread seriously?

sage.

i lost the 12chan username, does any1 know it, i remember the pw but i can't recover the user

Who doesn't like the occasional necrophillia? sp.
Ask your girlfriend to just give you a BJ, can't look at dead animal porn then can you?

Maybe stop being a sick fuck? Ever think of that?

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