You are not all this stupid. Or at least most of you aren't... or so I hope...
Why do you keep up this /b/tard crap and all these idiotic memes? Yes, I know what all of them mean -- it's not exactly rocket surgery -- and I just don't see the point. It's idiotic.
Are you so bored with your high-profile CEO jobs or highly academic scientific studies that at the end of the day, you relax at 4chan to be complete and utter retards? Or are you just mentally handicapped?
Do you feel some sort of "connection" with other "anonymous"? Do you think you are one? You are not. You are many separate entities, all acting like annoying retards.
If only you could keep the memes and shit to 4chan, but nooo... you have to spread it across the Internet. Fuck that, OK?
Oh wow. You totally opened my eyes. I feel like a complete and utter asshole, and now realize how terrible I've been acting. I think I'll go donate to charity and adopt starving niggers now.
Yeah so, fuck you huh? We Anons are one entity of win, and it's none of your business.
Also, desu.
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Anonymous2007-11-05 17:39
Actually, as a rocket surgeon, I am highly offended by this. Even a complicated heart-bypass operation on an old, fragile rocket isn't as intellectually satisfying as the best memes of 4chan. If you would actually do some research in the field of Rocket Surgery, I am sure you wouldn't make such uninformed statements in the future.
As the high-profile CEO of a highly academic scientific study group, into mentally handicapped retard rocket surgeons, I would just like to say that there is nothing better than 4chan after getting home from a hard day of masturbating in the toilets at work.
I am sure there are quite a few mentally handicapped rocket surgeons amongst the 4chan readership who would rather not be called "complete and utter retards" or "stupid". Many of these handicapped surgeons perform great works for our society and it is not suprising that the wise words of their posts are picked up on message boards across the world.
4channers fail at life, most are shut-ins and drop outs.
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Anonymous2007-11-06 5:27
We at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to inform you that we here love going on 4Chan, and find it highly offensi..
what the fuck is that smell?
OH SHI! ITS THAT NEUROTOXIN GET IN THE VAN!
*gasping for air*
omg omg omg omg ....cant.....breathe....
*silence*
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Anonymous2007-11-06 6:59
>>1
They aren't performing a charade. That is their real nature. 97% of all people that visit /b/ are truly retards that are fubar. Just look at all the furries and all the fucked up fetishes.