Beauty and the beast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ysRm_C56UM

I cry when I watch this because I want a girlfriend like Belle. I'm like the beast. :(

BTW... nice moral in that movie: once a hot chick falls in love with an ugly guy, he'll turn into a hunk. Hrm... or maybe it's symbolic.

Why does this matter?

It matters because Belle is cute.

Too bad real life is a complete letdown, huh? Just learn to settle for less now.

Real life sure is a letdown, yes. I can't settle for less... ugly women turn me off... not that they want me anyway...

Fuck. Soon I'll be dead and not even this short while I am alive I can be happy. What a cruel... um... thing... life could be so wonderful relatively easily...