Criminals Wanted

I am writing a book and need some input from criminals. Great opportunity for you to make money for sharing your info!

I once stole some bread.
Can I has moneh now plz?

I have murdered 2 people and go for more. Not yet caught.
What info do you want and how much money do you want to spend?

I was raped before (lulz inside)

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What kind of criminals do you want? I used to paint a lot of graffiti lots of my associates are into more hardcore stuff I have heard some raw stories.

I need some SERIOUS white collar criminals that want to make some SERIOUS cash....

I broke shares trading bulls on the Arrow market stock. I caused the NQD to plimmet but I managed to gain a 7600% return on enterprise.

No.
First of all, we're not all criminals, we do things for the lulz.
Second, what the hell makes you think we'll submit our information to you?
Third, posting your e-mail was not the greatest idea.
Attack her e-mail for posting stupid shit in /b/?

a) its a hotmail, no one gives a shit
2) >>8 is a real nigg
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4)???
5)profit

Gl with your next batch of cookies, we'll be routing for you.